Joe dreams...

Press Conference in Joe's nightmares:

Q: Mr. Bush, what in your view, is the solution to the Israel/Lebanon crisis?

POTUS: Diplomacy is hard work…

Q: No really, what are your concrete plans for the rebuilding of Lebanon?

POTUS: I will do what the Generals on the ground tell me to do.

Q: Sir - Our Generals are in Iraq. With Secretary Rice in the region, are there any expectations for a resolution?

POTUS: Condi is doing a great job but you need to realize that diplomacy takes time. It is hard work. You gotta realize that the terrorists, well, they hate the freedom.

Q: OK fine – but what are our plans for resolving the conflict in Palestine?

POTUS: Well – heh heh – you need to talk to Rumsfeld…