What would Jesus ban?

Some wingnut in Georgia wants to ban Harry Potter because, well, read for yourself. From the AP:

Laura Mallory, a mother of four, told a hearing officer for the Gwinnett County Board of Education on Tuesday that the popular fiction books are an "evil" attempt to indoctrinate children in the Wicca religion.

This shit is so self-evidently stupid it makes my head hurt. I have read each book and the series says zero, nothing, zilch about any religion. This woman is a lying freak. Why are we plagued by such small-minded whiny losers? Why do people listen to such drivel? And how in the hell did she get a soapbox anyway?

We call the heartland not very smart land, IQ's are very low but threat levels are high They got a mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despise
- Leaving Jesusland by NOFX