Yeah, that will work

Once again, shit so inane that one could not credibly make this up.

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (AP) -- A candidate for state superintendent of schools said Thursday he wants thick used textbooks placed under every student's desk so they can use them for self-defense during school shootings.

"People might think it's kind of weird, crazy," said Republican Bill Crozier of Union City, Oklahoma, a teacher and former Air Force security officer. "It is a practical thing; it's something you can do. It might be a way to deflect those bullets until police go there."

I have a better idea. Until someone comes up with a permanent solution to this madness, let’s use superintendent candidates as shields instead. If they are anything like this guy, books are more valuable in comparison.