Worst Faux-hawk Ever

This should be illegal. I thought the Farrah Fawcett hair was ridiculous but this rises (sinks?) to a completely new level (Sidebar - Sanjaya’s stylist should be arrested the next time he/she picks up a can of hair spray). I kept thinking that hairstyle looked like the result of an overly creative 8 year old going to town on her least favorite Barbie. Furthermore, the joint awfulness of his hair and singing threatens to tear a hole in the space-time continuum – stick with me here. The concentration of so much ghastliness may fold in on itself, creating a black hole of bad taste which will swallow us all. It is simple physics really. Sanjaya must be stopped before next week, where I fear he will sport Liberty nails, wreck an Otis Redding tune, and destroy the planet.