The Sixth Seal has been broken

Seriously people, it is time to make peace with your personal god or failing that, your family, friends, etc. The end is nigh and I fear that we may not be prepared. Fire and brimstone, mass hysteria, these may be the Judgement Days. It has been officially revealed that (wait for it...), Britany Spears Federline is with child. Now go say your rosary.

OK - now that you are back, let's go over some recent history. Seven months ago, Bit-Bit gave birth to K-Fed's THIRD child Sean Preston. Two months later, Senior Kev is rumored to have spent the night with mother of his first two kids, Shar Jackson. Last month, Sean Preston, their first child, was dropped on his head. Insert your own punchline here.
(Sidebar - Yeah, I know too much about these two. They are the trainwreck I cannot get enough of.)

And today, Our Boy Kevin has officially done it again. To steal a line from Bill Maher (I think), the only thing about him that works is his sperm. Add to this the news that Brit has assigned Kevin a minder for his upcoming promotional tour (I know I can't wait to get a taste of his rap stylings). Yes, her lame-ass husband needs a babysitter to keep him out of trouble. How much of a screwup do you have to be for that kind of treatment?

So to recap, he is an idiot scumbag incapable of traveling without supervision; she is immature and reckless as hell. They have already proven to be pretty bad parents only seven months in and now they are going bring another child into the world. That's just fucking great.

Will someone please sterilize K-Fed? PLEASE! Sooner or later, they will spawn the Anti-Christ. The Federline bloodline must not be allowed to continue or we all may face Armeggedon.