Biden is in

Joe Biden and his unfortunate hairline are running for President. Putting aside from the fact that Biden is a tool of the credit card industry, which alone should sink his bid, his hair is not good enough to be our leader. That may sound petty and lame but I am dead serious. There are reams of research showing that people, when given a choice, pick the taller person, the better dressed person, or the person with better hair. Even if he is the best person for the job (not something I even pretend to suggest BTW), that bizarre picket fence (plugs?) across his head is an absolute disqualifier.