Oh no he didn’t

Mitt Romney is a fucking moron.

In response to a question why none of his five sons joined the military to fight a war he supports, Multiple Choice Mitt had this to say:

“One of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I'd be a great president."

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Romney noted that his middle son, 36-year-old Josh, was completing a recreational vehicle tour of all 99 Iowa counties on Wednesday and said, "I respect that and respect all those and the way they serve this great country."

Earth to Mitt: patriotism has nothing to do with getting you elected. Comparing your son’s travels in a fucking RV to soldiers risking their lives in Iraq merely solidifies your first place standing in the Douchebag Primary. Jesus, what a twit…