Keyes for President

Alan Keyes has entered to GOP race for 2008. I wholeheartedly endorse him for the Republican nomination. This is huge opportunity for all the true blue conservatives and any comedy writers out there, as Keyes will no doubt bring the crazy like no other. If you are looking for a firebrand lunatic theocrat to get behind, this is your guy. For everyone else, dude is pure comic gold during a debate. In that vein, he plans to participate in the Values Voter debate on Sept. 17. Now, I would normally never watch something called a Values Voter debate because I would probably kick in the television within five minutes of the thing starting. But with Keyes in the mix, I might just watch. People, he is that out there.