The Clinton campaign is Jason Voorhees

Hillary got trounced in North Carolina by 14 points and over 200,000 votes and barely won Indiana by a margin of just over 20,000 votes and 2 percentage points. This thing, for all intents and purposes, is over, dead, fini. And yet Clinton promises to keep coming…

"Tonight, we've come from behind. We've broken the tie, and thanks to you, it's full speed on to the White House," Clinton told hundreds of supporters in downtown Indianapolis as former President Clinton and daughter Chelsea stood by her side.

For the love of all that is good and decent. Just. Make. It. Stop. PLEASE.