If you drive a Hummer, this sandwich is for you!

Jeebus H. Beefeater. In the current age of conspicuous consumption, typified by the H2 Fuck You urban assault vehicle, an English chef has created a $148 sandwich. The world needs this the same way your average suburbanite needs 8,600 lbs. of gas-swilling monster truck. Complete with foie gras and Japanese beef that has been massaged with sake, this has to be the most over-the-top version of the once humble lunch item. This is the first time in my life that I can apply the word bombastic to both a truck and a sandwich and really, really mean it.