Morning funnies

The ever brilliant Tom Tomorrow strikes again. If you don't read him, you probably should.

The Onion, you know you want it.

Reuters reports on a new study that says 18% of English dog owners feed their pets better than themselves. I wonder if this says more about the English as animal lovers or the state of English cuisine.

And finally, from the AP, a Lithuanian man gets busted for DUI and tests 18 times the legal limit. Apparently, he had a hard night of drinking and decided to "freshen up" with a pint first thing in the morning. The quotes from the police and medical personnel are priceless.