I love me the Internets

Every once in a while, I stumble across something on the web that makes me just laugh my ass off. Today I found thingsmyboyfriendsays.com. This is some very, very funny stuff.

Ice dancing.
me: So I was watching ice dancing on TV ...
e: I didn't think it was possible to out-queer figure skating, but look out! Here comes ice dancing!

Megalove.
While snuggling:
me: Who loves you?
e: Megatron.

It ain't over.
While watching Luciano Pavarotti on television:
"Is he wearing a cape? Aah, the fat guy outfit par excellence."

Coors Light.
"If you gave me a car made of diamonds and blowjobs all day I still wouldn't drink that beer."

It’s Friday. Go have a chuckle.