Huh?????

Lo told me about a recent conversation she has with J. whilst attempting to convince him that YES, HE MUST SLEEP. Here is a rough transcript of their bedtime tête-à-tête.

Lo: J., it is time for you to sleep.

J: No, I have a better idea. I have a dump truck downstairs and it is not scary.

Lo: …

If anyone has any idea what the hell that meant, I would love to know.