The sheer volume of Aqua Net used must have burned a new hole in the Ozone Layer

So I just came across the line up for some music festival called Rocklahoma. All I can say is holy shit. Given the choice of listening to 4 days of hair-metal or jabbing an ice pick into my ear, I would give the latter sincere consideration. Seriously, how many hours of Warrant, Extreme, Queensryche, Dokken and Ratt (just to name a very few) are you good for?