I got issues

Sorry for the lack of posts over the past few days but a recent tragedy has kept me incommunicado. You see, my computer, distraught over a slight unbeknownst to me, has tragically taken its own life. Please join me for a moment of silence as we mark the passing of a beloved friend. Regular posting should resume when my brand spanking new HP dual core badass motherfucker arrives tomorrow.

At any rate, a belated Happy Thanksgiving to all; I hope that your turkey was tasty, there was enough gravy, and the relatives were well-behaved.