My son, the comedian

So I am sitting on the floor with J. watching cartoons when a commercial comes on, featuring a crying baby. J. looks up at me and says, “Daddy, baby’s crying”.

To which I reply, “Yes he is. Do you know why the baby is crying?”

He answers, in all earnestness, “Baby has to take a baff(bath).”

Note: this is a whole lot funnier if you have ever wrestled a screaming toddler into the tub.